Alberta Land Rover Enthusiasts Club Forum
General => Non Technical Discussion => Topic started by: Trevor on October 26, 2018, 02:29 PM
I stumbled across a few funny LR memes recently and thought it would be fun to get a thread going here with entertaining memes we've come across. Here's a couple to get things started...
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That last one was a good one!!! All he needs is to slide a RRC under it and shorten the chassis ;D
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I lol'd!
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Don't forget to fall back
oh, now that's funny!
Not a meme, but I got a chuckle.
1. Get drain pan, place under drain plug on engine sump.
2. Loosen drain plug with a wrench (note: righty tighty lefty loosey)
3. Remove drain plug from oil pan.
4. Curse loudly because hot oil just ran up your arm and spewed all over the ground, splashing off the catalytic converter.
5. Wipe off hands with rag, being careful to not rip off the bits of skin torn loose when the wrench slipped in step 1.
6. Pour oil absorbant (stolen from cat litter bag when your wife isn't looking) on spilled oil.
7. Check if oil is finished draining.
8. Quickly slide pan back under drain plug, to catch the last bit, from where you shoved it when the oil first overshot the pan.
9. Put more cat litter down.
10. Replace drain plug.
11. Tighten
12. Remove drain plug again because you realize you forgot the copper washer.
13. Fish around in hot oil in the bottom of the pan for the washer.
14. Replace washer, replace drain plug.
15. Remove filter
16. Go in garage to look for filter wrench because you can't perform step 15
17. Go ask wife to go to autoparts store for filter wrench because you can't find yours and you're too oily to drive, and you don't want her seeing the cat litter stuck to your back.
18. Have a beer while you wait for your wife to come back.
19. Realize you don't have any oil.
20. Frantically call your wife's cell.
21. Go get ice to put on your foot you hurt kicking the Rover's wheel when you heard your wife's cell ringing in the kitchen.
22. Think of other option and quickly grab phone book, look up parts store number and dial frantically.
23. Put down the phone and rush outside when you hear your wife drive up, trying to act nonchalant when you ask her to turn around and go back for oil.
24. Ignore her rolling eyes as you carefully specify the exact brand and weight you want, giving her several other choices in case they are out of what you want, plus other stores to check.
25. Have a beer while you wait for your wife to come back.
26. Ignore the fact when she returns that she bought the store brand oil.
27. Remove the filter.
28. Use your daughters bike, yes, the one with the tassles on the grips, to bike to the store for an oil filter because you know better than to ask your wife to go again.
29. Have a beer when you get home to console yourself from the strange looks you got at the parts store.
30. Install new filter.
31. Add new oil.
32. Frantically replace drain plug because you missed step 14 because you couldn't be bothered to read the instructions. After all, you are a man.
31. Dump more cat litter on the ground since you'd moved the drain pain when looking for the washer.
32. Get owners manual because you've no idea how much oil it takes.
33. Try to wipe the oil smudges off the manual's pages.
34. Replace the oil filler cap, put tools away (hanging up filter wrench so you can find it next time).
35. Tell yourself you'll get it later when it falls off the hook and lands behind a cabinet, in spite of the fact you looked behind it and saw two filter wrenches.
36. Wipe the oil off your hands and go get a beer.
37. Try your best to look innocent as you hear your wife cursing the cat for tracking cat litter all over the house.
38. Sleep on sofa because your wife noticed the cat litter still stuck to your back.
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Am sure some may think that even country folks can't match their fires.
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No really a meme, but I put this together for a photo night. It amused me.
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I remember that one.....funny!!! ;D
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hahahhhaha good one!
Those last two are pricelees!
Yes. Super exciting when ever the slow boat arrives.
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I thought this is a good one to describe the trails north of Wabasca. My discussions with the locals convinced me that the trail to Fort Mac is not safe without local guides. Swamps like this one are all over the place.
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Depends on type: diesel or gas. Disco or Deffender. Young vs old drivers.
Lets take a vote lol
I would definitely be a "B". Even in winter when you should always have at least 1/2 a tank, I don't fill up until below 1/4, sometimes well below! Very lax thinking I'm not far from home but a stalled car gets cold just as quick 20 kms from home as 100 kms. :o
Bruce
Oh definitely a B here!!! 8)
There are actually three types of people. A type, B type and Series type.
The Series type favours the fuel gauge that either works intermittently, reads incorrectly, hasn't worked in years or mysteriously moves back and forth as you drive....or all four.
I'm of the Series type and find it really puts an edge on the sport of AM I GOING TO MAKE IT?
Bruce's New Wife:
Bruce finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your tools, along with your guns and fishing gear and that stupid old Land Rover."
Bruce got a horrified look on his face and began choking.
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
Bruce replied: "I wasn't."
You had me going there for a minute. The not so new wife doesn't come down to the shop to watch me weld but she probable would be happy if I sold that "Stupid old Land Rover". If I was to sell that " Stupid old Land Rover", I doubt she would become the ex-wife as it would cost me more than keeping the "Stupid old Land Rover" ever did or will do.
;D ;D
Bruce
Bill...they made one for you
LOL ;D